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Fart Nuggets and Death Stars

Just because I think we could all use some fun this Friday, I thought I’d share a couple links that have entertained me throughout the week.

1. HaHas for HooHas: The Fart That Almost Altered My Destiny

This had me laughing so hard that I had tears streaming down my face. Streaming. One thing that I think happens with most people when they get into a relationship is that they have to eventually come to terms with bodily function. For this woman, it happened on date three. Read it and weep — from hilarity.

2. Why The White House Won’t Give Us A Death Star…

 

If you follow me on Twitter, you might have seen me tweeting about this last week. I think my favorite part is knowing that the White House managed to have a sense of humor about this petition. No Death Star for us. I imagine Paul Shawcross, the White House chair who penned the response, probably felt completely tickled.

“Paul, we need you to respond to this petition.”

“What petition?”

“Well, some thirty-five thousand people want the US government to build a Death Star.”

“LULZ.”

Mmmhmm.

3. Julian Smith — I’m Reading A Book

I probably watched this five times yesterday. It makes me happy.

4. The Lonely Island — Motherlover (featuring Justin Timberlake)

Kristin and I spent a decent amount of time cracking up over Lonely Island videos. This is probably the reason I love Andy Samberg and Justin Timberlake so hard. Seriously.

I hope you enjoy your Friday. If you don’t after all that, I don’t know what to tell you.

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Author | Emmie Comments | 6 Date | January 18, 2013

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Lyra Selene

Haha, those are all epic! Love the Julian Smith video. Thanks for sharing!

January 18, 2013 | 9:54 am

    Emmie Mears

    I literally watched that video about 12 times yesterday after an agent tweeted it. I’d seen it before, but then yesterday I just went fangirl over it. LOL.

    January 18, 2013 | 11:24 am

Tami Clayton

OMG – the Justin Timberlake/Andy Samberg video is so hysterically funny. Thanks for the Friday laughs! Hope you’re feeling better these days. 🙂

January 18, 2013 | 1:12 pm

    Emmie Mears

    I am! Thanks, Tami!

    And I love that video. “It would be my honor to be your new step-father.” LOL.

    January 18, 2013 | 1:52 pm

Jae

I’m grateful the administration is against blowing up planets. 😉

January 18, 2013 | 4:39 pm

patriciasands

BAHAHAHA! Thanks … age is not a factor. LOVE to laugh out loud!

January 19, 2013 | 8:14 pm

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